you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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