They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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