That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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