nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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