For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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