How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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