yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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