The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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