I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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