Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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