We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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