So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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