Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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