i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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