420 ftw
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Mom said you looked used
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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