Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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