she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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