Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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