It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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