We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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