FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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