I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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