Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
