Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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