After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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