fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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