I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The best revenge is premature balding
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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