The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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