problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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