i just google imaged poop.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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