Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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