Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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