Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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