matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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