Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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