Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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