This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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