She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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