white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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