Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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