shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
handjob tips. give me some.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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