Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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