Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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