GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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