There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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