that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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