Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
