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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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