I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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