did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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